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RyanBruti(July 3, 2009 at 2:22 am)
The Recoil on an AK, or a RPG -Via Modernday Pirate- would capsize a boat made of tin . . . Too big recoil, maybe not for the ak though. Still, the modern day pirate has less training, atleast old pirates were vets, these are Africans who are brittle enough to break with a pencil . . .
enjoisk8ter1212(July 2, 2009 at 11:19 pm)
pirates these days have ak47 s and stuff
RyanBruti(July 1, 2009 at 4:38 am)
Cause Pirates aren't right? There are the people who still study ninjitsu, and people who are pirates, the modern ninja vs mdoern pirate, modern pirates fail. They float around on tin boats with guns that sink themselves in the process. Ninja's still win.
AnarexicSumo(July 1, 2009 at 2:22 am)
except that NINJAS ARE ALL DEAD
RyanBruti(June 30, 2009 at 6:42 am)
I'll be blunt, Pirates have firearms, not the bet, but firearms certainly are deadly. Ninjas have stealth, they also have deep training, and unique tools. While a Pirate has an advantage on higherground (debateable) or on an empty field, Ninja's have majority control almost everywhere else. Pirates, however, do drink a lot, throwing there skill down the drain, but they're motivated. Ninjas have the tool for everything, training, and are still motivated. Ninja wins, not to my suprise.
ZaQen(June 30, 2009 at 2:08 am)
True but it's not that fun to see bandit vs warrior since a Warrior should be much better at fighting.A Pirate might have an advantage depending on the terrain but a Samurai would most likely slaughter him... Sadly but true =(
yYSleevesYy(June 29, 2009 at 4:12 am)
True, but they do need to train in case their target fights back, they have to know how to fight, at least a little. Pirate vs. Samurai I'd like to see.
ZaQen(June 27, 2009 at 8:12 am)
Ninjas are assassins and Pirates are bandits of the sea. Ninjas have NEVER been a big fighting force in the world but Pirates have.Pirates win in fighting experience since Ninjas never do any fighting so to speak, they hide and kill from the shadows without combat<,<'
Brandonthelionheart(June 27, 2009 at 6:38 am)
Awesome Go Pirates!!
jeh506(June 26, 2009 at 10:46 pm)
Worst pirate accent ever!
JimmySentence(June 22, 2009 at 11:16 pm)
ninjas would proably win i mean all their magic and skillz! + ninjas usually don't have emotions lol and my big heart here spared her life cuz she was a chick