housewife (on iTunes now!)music and lyrics by jay brannandirected by stewart hendler (thx stewart!!)album out july 1 online/july 15 physical CD (pre-order CD&check tour dates at jaybrannan.com)two bodies pressed togethertwo boys are falling hardthe smell of sweat and leathera kinky greeting cardcrazy about each otherwe both have fucked up pastsbut when we are togetherwe have a fucking blast[chorus:]i wanna be a housewifewhat's so wrong with thati wanna be a housewife, yeahand that's just where i'm ati'm making guacamolehe's working on the carwhen he grills turkey burgershe knows i like them charredi like to wash the dishesi like to scrub the floorsdon't mind doing his laundrywhat are boyfriends for[chorus]i wanna have his babyi wanna wear his ringhe drives me fuckin crazyi am his everything[chorus]i wanna be a housewifewhat's so wrong with thatcan't wait 'til he's in my life, yeahcuz we haven't metwe haven't met yet...we haven't met yet...www.jaybrannan.com
you're funny (though i can't tell for sure if you're being homophobic or not)anyway, you know an anus may be a small hole but it can stretch very nicely. ever heard about fisting ? it works for a vagina as well as for a rectum. and a baby's head is not bigger than the fist of a man. soooo once your fist is in, you hit the lottery !
Scarletdragonwhisper(July 8, 2009 at 6:55 am)
What talent!! love his voice
BBMFan85(June 28, 2009 at 7:56 am)
Jay's songs have such an authentic quality that isn't present in most of today's music. His music deserves greater exposure. I just want to tell everyone about him because I'm sure they would fall in love from the first moment they hear his beautiful voice. I really adore this song; it's my favorite one by Jay. It's like he was able to read my mind and set my thoughts to music. What an unbelievable talent he is.
stunathanvin(May 3, 2009 at 9:05 pm)
i like it you're wonderful jay
ambertripsandfalls(May 2, 2009 at 5:42 am)
i dont think he can have his lovers baby....thats a small hole...
romanucelmandru(April 29, 2009 at 8:18 pm)
FUCKING GAY!!!! ~X(
gatsoy(April 13, 2009 at 1:00 pm)
i wanna be a housefly..heheanyways, thats a really honest and funny song :)
Karosababy(April 6, 2009 at 11:41 pm)
omg. it's soooooooooo weird having a guy sing this and him being gay..........weird
kethSanders(March 30, 2009 at 6:26 am)
This is so wrong censored. It's like killing kittens
jumpydum(March 25, 2009 at 12:34 am)
This is so wrong. Censorship can suck my god damned motherfucking son of a bitch ass balls
ianbonh(March 18, 2009 at 4:38 am)
yeah, it's true, it looks better that the other versions, but it's censored... sorry, i don't like it that way :(
magi134ema(March 13, 2009 at 7:05 pm)
I love this song, it's awsome, I love the chorus too.=]<3.